百科生活

A fat man fell from the twelve floor, -- the result becomes, fatso!

一个胖子从十二楼摔了下来,——结果就变成了,死胖子！

A sugar, on the walk, think he 's cold, -- then becomes a candy.

一个糖,在北极走著走著,觉得他好冷,——于是就变成了冰糖。

Mother daughter from the kindergarten, on the way home to ask:" what the English teacher teach you today?" The daughter said:" big sprite." Mother puzzle, the very next day to kindergarten to ask the teacher, the teacher said:" the capital that taught yesterday ' B '."

母亲从幼儿园接出女儿，回家的路上问：“今天老师教什麽英语了？” 女儿说：“大雪碧。”母亲百思不得其解，第二天到幼儿园问老师，老师说：“昨天教的大写‘B’。”

Two bananas after a previous shopping, walking in front of the banana felt hot, so I took off the dress, you guess what -- fell behind the banana.

两根香蕉一前一後逛街，走著走著前面的香蕉感觉很热，于是就把衣服脱了，结果你猜怎麽著——後面的香蕉跌倒了。

Once upon a time, have a bun in the road, it was walking suddenly hungry .... then it will eat their own ...

从前,有一个馒头走在路上,它走呀走的突然饿了....于是它就把自己吃了...

A man looks like a onion, walked to cry..

有个人长的像洋葱,走著走著就哭了..

Hospitality The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest's plate. The visitor smiled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said: "You must have better eyes than your mother, sonny. Where did you find the cheese?" "In the rat-trap, sir," replied the boy. 好客 由于客人在吃苹果馅饼时，家里没有奶酪了，于是女主人向大家表示歉意。这家的小男孩悄悄地离开了屋子。过了一会儿，他拿着一片奶酪回到房间，把奶酪放在客人的盘子里。 客人微笑着把奶酪放进嘴里说：“孩子，你的眼睛就是比你妈妈的好。你在哪里找到的奶酪？” “在捕鼠夹上，先生。”那小男孩说。