有关于爆笑的英语冷笑话：模仿　　a schoolboy went home with a pain in his stomach. well, sit down and eat your tea, said his mother. your stomach's hurting because it's empty. it'll be all right when you've got something in it.
　　shortly afterwards dad come in from the office, complaining of a headache.
　　that's because it's empty, said his bright son. you'd be all right if you had something in it.
　　一个男孩放学回家时，觉得肚子痛。来，坐下，吃点点心，妈妈说，你肚子痛是因为肚子是空的。吃点东西就会好的。
　　一会儿，男孩的爸爸下班回家了，说是头痛。
　　你头痛是因为你的脑袋是空的，他那聪明的儿子说，里面装点东西，就会好的。
　　有关于爆笑的英语冷笑话：son and dad　　son: "dad, you are available to you on friday afternoon?"
　　dad: "what ah?"
　　son: "mini-school parents have to open the forum!"
　　dad: "what is micro-parents forum?"
　　son: "it's only a class, you and i participate in!"
　　儿子：“爸爸，星期五下午您有空吗?”
　　爸爸：“什么事啊?”
　　儿子：“学校要开微型家长座谈会!”
　　爸爸：“什么叫微型家长座谈会?”
　　儿子：“就是只有班主任，你和我参加!”
　　有关于爆笑的英语冷笑话：父亲在哪儿?　　two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings.
　　"look," said the elder brother. "how nice these paintings are!"
　　"yes," said the younger, "but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the children. where is the father?"
　　the elder brother thought for a moment and then explained, "obviously he was painting the pictures."
　　兄弟俩在看一些漂亮的油画。
　　“看，”哥哥说，“这些画多漂亮呀!”
　　“是啊，”弟弟说道，“可是在所有这些画中，只有妈妈和孩子。那爸爸去哪儿了呢?”
　　哥哥想了会儿，然后解释道：“很明显，他当时正在画这些画呗。”
　　有关于爆笑的英语冷笑话：a good boy　　little robert asked his mother for two cents. "what did you do with the money i gave you yesterday?"
　　"i gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
　　"you're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "here are two cents more. but why are you so interested in the old woman?"
　　"she is the one who sells the candy."
　　好孩子
　　小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
　　“昨天给你的钱干什么了?”
　　“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢?”
　　“她是个卖糖果的。”