英语笑话 874　Saddest Story 最伤心的故事

Bill, Charles and Peter were at a convention together, sharing a large suite on the 75th floor. After a long day of meetings, they were shocked to hear the hotel elevators had broken down and they had to climb 75 flights of stairs. Said Bill: “Let's make this interesting. I'll tell jokes for 25 flights, Charles will sing song for the next 25 and Peter will tell sad stories the rest of way up.” So they huffed and puffed their way up. Bill told jokes. Charles sang songs. Then on the 51st floor, it was Peter's turn to tell sad stories. “It's my saddest story,” he said. “I left the room key in the car.”

比尔、查理和彼得一起参加一个大会，一起住在75层楼上一个大套间里。开完整整一天的会，他们震惊地听说旅馆的电梯坏了，他们必须得爬75层楼梯上去。比尔说：“我们把这事搞得有趣一些。头25层由我来讲笑话，下一个25层由查理来唱歌，剩下的由彼得讲伤心的故事。”于是他们就气喘吁吁地往上爬。比尔讲了笑话，查理唱了歌。然后到51楼的时候，轮到彼得讲伤心的故事了。他说：“这是我最伤心的故事。我把房门钥匙忘在车里了。”